How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb?

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. First Rozz has to do it, then Valor. Then two have to argue about who did it better.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.

How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.