Dark Bookies To Read

Dark Bookies

"Sometimes absence is cathartic. Sometimes silence is necessary to clarify your thoughts..."

This is lists of bookies that goths like to read (also my fave bookies too!) So look at the lists, and hey, maybe one day you'd wanna become smarter so ya would go ahead and pick up some of these bookies.

General Fiction

Joke: THE PROS & CONS OF DATING A
VAMPIRE

Pro
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Long relationships
Allowed to stay out late
Easy weight loss
Centuries of experience
Immune to all diseases
Always has amazing stamina
Loves neck nibbling
Rarely interested in arguing religion
Never comes home with garlic breath
Doesn't snore; sleeps like the dead

Con
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You always feel tired (loss of blood)
Kissing can be lethal
Monogamy is a problem
Always has cold feet and hands
Pet names that give you chills
Strange friends
Giggles at funerals
Hard to win an argument
May forget own strength